The Pun Thread
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Raindog
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With respect to Spider Robinson, "That's Amore" alternative lines:
He tells jokes, he's a ham;
his last name's Amsterdam, dat's-a Morey...
My new ray-gun here tries to put out both your eyes:
It's a Moe-Ray...
his last name's Amsterdam, dat's-a Morey...
It's a Moe-Ray...
Why are they calling it the path out of Covid, and not the road to de-mask us? 
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BatUtilityBelt
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Foster Brooks.
There was an old comedian who every time he made a pun he’d throw a coin in a jar.
As years progressed the jar got bigger and bigger, and it took two men to lift it into position.
He was pun ching beyond his weight!
As years progressed the jar got bigger and bigger, and it took two men to lift it into position.
He was pun ching beyond his weight!
A woman stopped me in the street and welcomed me like a long lost friend, and told me all about her vegetarianism.
Never seen herbivore.
Never seen herbivore.
I bought a pet bee from America, he's lovely.
I can even take him for a walk now I've got a USB lead!
I can even take him for a walk now I've got a USB lead!
The haddock I bought today has been "boned with care by the fishmonger"
I suppose those night shifts at Walmart do get kind of lonely. . .
I suppose those night shifts at Walmart do get kind of lonely. . .
The man who invented inflatable footwear popped his clogs today.
Just about everyone knows what's in my will.
It’s a dead giveaway.
It’s a dead giveaway.