I love Eddie Van Halen, the 80s Kramer Baretta/Pacer body shape, a decked Floyd, and a hockey stick headstock on a superstrat. What I have a problem with is being perceived as a "fanboy," and with the lack of versatility of only a single bridge humbucker. These are the reasons why I never wanted a red with white stripe Frankenstrat or 5150 clone.
Enter the EVH 5150 Standard. It's like the EVH 5150 guitar, but understated in color, and with dual humbuckers for added versatility (and a tone knob so you can get your "Woman Tone" on).
A couple days ago I picked up this used but pristine two year old example in primer grey for about half the price of a new one. It came in a Ibanez hard case. It's an amazing guitar and has me all kinds of agitated. I feel like it's 1986 again and I'm a teenager.

Those humbuckers are the $170 a piece EVH Wolfgang models. They're hotter than the PAF spec'd pups I usually prefer, though they are nonetheless incredibly toneful. They clean up superbly when the low friction volume knob is rolled back. The closest thing I could compare them to in my experience is a JB2, though the Wolfgang pups are more articulate and lack the nasal quality of the Duncans.
The trem is an EVH branded Floyd Rose 1000. It has a D-Tuna.
The neck is super fast, with impeccably dressed, perfectly level frets.
I really do love the elegance of the matte grey, but this thing is practically begging for a custom paint job.
I would have gigged the guitar last night but the particular act I played with prefers me on the Les Paul. However, I will be rocking this thing onstage all weekend.
Sound demo.