Sometimes I love directions on products

[mickey]

I wonder if people realize the instructions they giving.
This morning for breakfast I had a frozen Asian breakfast bowl.
The preparation instructions say:
"Lift a corner of film to vent.
Microwave on high for three minutes.
Allow to rest for 1-2 minutes.
Stir & enjoy"

Ok, as it is a round bowl, how are you supposed to "lift a corner of film" ???

[Chocol8]

I had some pot stickers. After frying, the directions said to add 2 cups of water, cover the pan and simmer on low heat for 1-2 minutes until the water was gone. I figure covered on low heat it would take hours for the water to all boil off!

[aullucci]

This came on something I had to put together for one of my daughters for Christmas. Both "tools" and "instructions" are spelled wrong. On the outside of the package. Construction did not go well.

[RockYoWorld]

Ok, as it is a round bowl, how are you supposed to "lift a corner of film" ???

You know what, though... As incorrect as it is to say a corner of a circle, it does quickly portray the idea that you lift up a small amount, like if you would do it to a rectangular container. Otherwise, it may be a bit wordy to convey, "lift up a portion of the film around the circle to vent, but not TOO much! Perhaps maybe 15° (0.261799 radians) of the circumference." An idiot would more likely be able to follow the corner method than the latter.

[t100d]

Well, at least you followed the directions as far as "venting" …

[mickey]

Well, at least you followed the directions as far as "venting" …

Yep, I suppose you could say I vented a little.

[msc_]

I bought a couple of these last year. They work great with the rest of my samrt home.

[t100d]

Takes some people a while to see this one …

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[Chocol8]

One must be a spare!

[rrobbone]

Amazon has become the "Harbor Freight" of my inexpensive electronics purchases. In other words: if I only need to use an item once, I'll buy the cheapest piece of crap I can find from Amazon. The instructions from those items are very entertaining.