The waitress brings you your take-out box and this is written on it . . .
I had a gig last night at a brewery with my full band. Beer and food is included in the deal. Some of the guys come early and eat first, and others eat between sets. Timing your order so it arrives between sets is a dicey proposition and I don't even try doing that anymore. I personally like to drink early and order my food to go during the last break. That way it arrives before the end of the last set and I can eat while driving home. That's exactly what I did last night. The waitress left it on my side of the stage and I hurriedly loaded it in the car with the rest of my gear.
In the darkness of the car on the way home I'm chomping on this burger and nibbling on fries. It was really cold last night so I brought my guitars in but left the food in the car, as it would be as good as putting it in the fridge. This morning I go out to the car to retrieve the food to warm up for breakfast and I finally see what the waitress/kitchen staff wrote on the take-out container.
Anyways, I'm out the door right this second to play a show at Lake Norman Brewery in Denver, North Carolina. Come on out if you're in the area, I'm playing from 1-4 PM. It's a benefit for animal rescue. There's good beer and good looking wealthy ladies who live on the lake.
You Know Your Beard is Getting Long When . . .
- toomanycats
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“There are only two means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music and Cats!” Albert Schweitzer
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Funny stuff. Maybe she meant your guitar wizardry.
You know your beard is really long when it keeps getting stuck in your belt buckle.
or- when you keep stepping on it.
You know your beard is really long when it keeps getting stuck in your belt buckle.
or- when you keep stepping on it.
Wizard!
Gotta love it.
Wish i was close enough to attend.
I always liked the George Carlin bit:
"See my beard; aint it weird?
Dont be scared, its just a beard."
Gotta love it.
Wish i was close enough to attend.
I always liked the George Carlin bit:
"See my beard; aint it weird?
Dont be scared, its just a beard."
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Y'all got some serious beards going on here, I'll just keep my shaggy little selfies to myself to save you guys the pain
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that "wizard" thing is hilarious
and your beard is stunning
i myself would have a white beard like saruman if i grew it out...but the hair on my head is still mostly brown....so it would look really weird.
this is from earlier in the year:
and your beard is stunning
i myself would have a white beard like saruman if i grew it out...but the hair on my head is still mostly brown....so it would look really weird.
this is from earlier in the year:
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I have to carry around two hair ties on my wrist now, one is for my hair and the other for my beard. I don't even think about eating without tying up my beard, and certain foods are now completely out of the question. Yogurt and pudding are off the menu. I generally don't like food in my beard, though I admit that I enjoy the way a creamy head of Guinness lathers my beard and then afterwords dries to a sweet, malty, barley scented crust.
“There are only two means of refuge from the miseries of life: Music and Cats!” Albert Schweitzer
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My addition. Been growing it out for a while now.
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Damn..that's a lot of wattage behind you.
Looks like you must have actually gotten a trim since last time you were seen on stage though
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