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I can't stop laughing. I almost want to buy this thing just to check out the "exquisite thong". Ebay listing titled: "Electric Harp Left-handed Special Exquisite Thong Guitar Traditional Musical"...
https://www.ebay.com/itm/154303248074?h ... SwuwtgC-BM
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The thong is one thing, but I think you could put someone's eye out with that head stock!
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Paging @Tonray's Ghost. What is the thing?
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toomanycats wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:48 am Paging @Tonray's Ghost. What is the thing?
Traditional Issan (NE Thailand) instrument. You see many guys playing them for coin in Bangkok on street corners


https://guitargeargeek.com/electric-phi ... instrument

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It's got me thinking how less complicated my life would be with only three strings...
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tobijohn wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 9:02 am It's got me thinking how less complicated my life would be with only three strings...
Kurt will disinherit you for saying things like that! :lol:
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tobijohn wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 9:02 am It's got me thinking how less complicated my life would be with only three strings...
Quite a few guys here in Thailand spend their days chasing thongs and G-strings...
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Tonray's Ghost wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:23 am Traditional Issan (NE Thailand) instrument. You see many guys playing them for coin in Bangkok on street corners
https://guitargeargeek.com/electric-phi ... instrument
Thanks, that clears that up nicely! It didn't clarify the thong part though, and says the standard tuning doesn't include a G string. Lucky that an alternate tuning has a G string up the middle.
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OMG, and I thought Primus was weird!

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I am so confused is it an instrument or a weapon. :? :o :?:
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redman wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:50 am I am so confused is it an instrument or a weapon. :? :o :?:
Believe me, everything is a weapon.
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Is that Zamfir twerking while playing his pan flute?
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Chocol8 wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:11 pm Is that Zamfir twerking while playing his pan flute?
I think he's doing the Time Warp. "It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ain"
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I had to pause and really thing about whether I should click this link. It's fair to say it wasn't what I expected...
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Damn, I just came here to make a joke about G strings, but someone’s already had that one 🤣
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ID10t wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 12:35 pm
redman wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:50 am I am so confused is it an instrument or a weapon. :? :o :?:
Believe me, everything is a weapon.
In fact, in Thailand especially you always have to check if the girl's are 'packing'
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