I have a mildly stained roll of Tone-Toilet Paper from the Gibson Kalamazoo factory from 1959...it's yours for $10k. The pork and beans stain is the original "Brown Sound".
how dumb some people must be...though I would imagine every single watcher is looking to see if there really is a sucker to fall for this joke of a listing.
10 years, 2 months, and 8 days of blissful ignorance ruined by that snake in the grass Major Tom.
There's a few listings like that. Strap buttons from a 58' Les Paul, $500. If they were the same for 20 years how do you know they were from a actual 58'?