ChatGPT writes a song

[thepezident]

Co-worker has the premium subscription to ChatGPT.
I asked him to ask it to write a song about farting.
The results:

(Verse 1)
Once upon a time in a land quite near,
There lived a tale that we all hold dear.
A story of a sound, a smell so divine,
The legend of the fart, an ode to our behind.

(Chorus) Oh, we fart, we toot, we let it all out,
A symphony of gas, that's what it's all about.
From the quietest whispers to the loudest roars,
Farting's what we do, it's what our bums are for.

(Verse 2)
It starts with a rumble, a feeling inside,
A mix of emotions, both fear and pride.
The time has now come, you can't hold it back,
Release the pressure, a melodious attack.

(Chorus)
Oh, we fart, we toot, we let it all out,
A symphony of gas, that's what it's all about.
From the quietest whispers to the loudest roars,
Farting's what we do, it's what our bums are for.

(Bridge)
A fart is like a snowflake, no two are the same,
Each one unique, with its own little name.
There's the silent but deadly, the trumpet and the squeak,
The one that escapes, when you laugh or you sneeze.

(Verse 3)
Now gather 'round, friends, and let's make a toast,
To the thing we all do, the thing we love most.
A symphony of gas, a harmony of farts,
A celebration of life, a true work of art.

(Chorus)
Oh, we fart, we toot, we let it all out,
A symphony of gas, that's what it's all about.
From the quietest whispers to the loudest roars,
Farting's what we do, it's what our bums are for.

(Outro) So let's rejoice, let's dance, and let our farts be heard,
A tribute to the wind, that sets our spirits free.
Embrace the joy of farting, and let your heart sing,
For in the end, it's just a natural thing.

[dabbler]

OMG! Next someone will have an AI that will write the music! Then, AI that can play (digitally) all of the instruments in the score! And playing real instruments (where we have to use our hands) will be what children do for play (slight reference to back to the Future II's statement about video arcade games).

[BatUtilityBelt]

It's always heart-warming to see technology addressing our greatest problems.