THIS WEEK ON CRAZY SELLERS OF CRAIGSLIST: THE MAN WHO THINKS HIS DOG IS A MARTIN AND HIS CAT IS A YAMAHA

[toomanycats]

https://hickory.craigslist.org/msg/d/le ... 79970.html

2 acoustic guitars/ - $2,000 (lenoir)

i have two acoustic guitars one electric its a brand new martin with sift case the other is a Yamaha 800 these two are in great shape the martin is new ill sale both for 600 for martin and 400 for Yamaha FG 800

[UrenragK]

D'you think they'd throw in the curtains?

[uwmcscott]

Reminds me of the photos of the previous AGF member who had all the creepy dolls in his NGD photos. The same guy who ran the gofundme to help him keep his R8 instead of selling it to pay for his divorce.

[toomanycats]

I'm still puzzling over the math in the add.

First he says, "2 acoustic guitars/ - $2,000"

Then he says, "ill sale both for 600" . . . Which I'm assuming translates as, "I'll sell both for $600."
So is that $600 for both?
Or is it $600 each.

Then he says, "600 for martin and 400 for Yamaha"
Okay, fine . . . but how does the $2000 originally listed figure into this?

But most importantly, I want to know if that tabby Yamaha is spayed/neutered and has its vaccinations.

[toomanycats]

D'you think they'd throw in the curtains?

I think Prince had an outfit made out of that exact same fabric right around the time of Around The World In A Day, and he made it look good too.

[mickey]

My dawg thinks he is better than a Martin!