Show us your Johnson

[nomadh]

Go ahead I dare you!

Dont make me show you my other Johnson

[nomadh]

Btw, what's a good guitar polish? I am still using my fender polish from jhs. Gotta polish my johnson

[Bubba Zanetti]

[UrenragK]

Sorry . . .

[mickey]

As Boris was born in New Your City, that should make him our problem instead of yours, shouldn't it?

[UrenragK]

Happy to do an export deal!

[mickey]

Happy to do an export deal!

I feel sure you would.
Actually, I believe he renounced his U.S. citizenship to keep the IRS (our version of the Inland Revenue) from wanting U.S. tax deductions
with held from his salary as British P.M.

[PoodlesAgain]

Happy to do an export deal!

I feel sure you would.
Actually, I believe he renounced his U.S. citizenship to keep the IRS (our version of the Inland Revenue) from wanting U.S. tax deductions with held from his salary as British P.M.

Yes, I think it was the main reason, but...
I am 65 percent sure that the U.S. citizenship laws do not allow one to be an elected official, or serving a foreign government. And carry on with a hairdo like that!

As I took on the U.S. citizenship two years ago, the civil laws study is still fresh, and specifically, serving in foreign military (or having a nobility title) is a non-no. Is the Brit P.M commander-in-chief, in some from?

[Rollin Hand]

As a Celtic fan, it pains me to do this but....I have a Magic Johnson!

[Chocol8]

[Bubba Zanetti]

As a Celtic fan, it pains me to do this but....I have a Magic Johnson!

Well than, as a fellow Celtics fan, I can help you, with a little Dennis Johnson!

[PoodlesAgain]

just past his 109th birthday. Same as my late father, I just realized...

[Rollin Hand]

As a Celtic fan, it pains me to do this but....I have a Magic Johnson!

Well than, as a fellow Celtics fan, I can help you, with a little Dennis Johnson!
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DJ was the man. If your life was on the line over one game, you want him on your side.

But "I have a Dennis Johnson" just isn't as funny as "I have a Magic Johnson." Even if DJ...well, let's just say his reputation preceded him by a fair distance.

[UrenragK]

Btw, what's a good guitar polish? I am still using my fender polish from jhs. Gotta polish my johnson

We seem to have gone somewhat off topic here, but to answer your question, spit and elbow grease seems to be favourite, for a Johnson.

[honyock]

We seem to have gone somewhat off topic here,.

that's how you know AGF is happy and healthy

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[nomadh]

As a Celtic fan, it pains me to do this but....I have a Magic Johnson!

Ok, you guys asked for this.....

[nomadh]

Ok here it is.

It's a johnson Las vegas full hollow jazz box and its surprisingly beautiful and well built for a cut rate guitar. It plays very well. I haven't played it much recently as I dont play much jazz. I had it on stage a few times but it was just a little too unpredictable on stage at vol with gain. I guess I'm just no ted nugent.

[nomadh]

Nugent's. Aomeone else here must have a legitimate johnson they can show off. They can really be decent if you have never tried one.
I have always been impressed with all the ones I've handled.

[BrianSkeezer]

My son's little Johnson.....

3/4 size Strat style, refinished by me in blue Glitter paint. It was pink when I got it for my daughter. Some of you may remember this refin job from a couple of years ago.

[mkgearhead]

I've had a couple. I cut down the headstock and added brass compensated saddles on the Tele and added a pickup and preamp on the acoustic.

[stevebway]

On topic ? Forgive me...

[Pilipete_Townshend]

[dabbler]

My son's little Johnson.....
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3/4 size Strat style, refinished by me in blue Glitter paint. It was pink when I got it for my daughter. Some of you may remember this refin job from a couple of years ago.

Your daughter gave your son, her JOHNSON?!?!

[mickey]

[Bullcat]