Jesus' First Guitar

[Tonray's Ghost]

"...as they entered the inner sanctum they came across an old Marshall stack and a mint condition LP Deluxe"

[mkgearhead]

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[Chocol8]

I am pretty sure Jesus played a Stratocaster for a couple millennia before his father handed the design down to Leo Fender as a gift to humanity.

[Tonray's Ghost]

I am pretty sure Jesus played a Stratocaster for a couple millennia before his father handed the design down to Leo Fender as a gift to humanity.

Rumour had it that Joseph was a skinflint...probably a Teisco from the local Bethlehem E.J. Korvettes

(Notice the Italian Ice stand..not unusual under Roman rule back in the day)

[mickey]

If Jesus existed, that would have been prior to the existence of the electrical grids, thus the guitar would have been an acoustic.

[Tonray's Ghost]

If Jesus existed, that would have been prior to the existence of the electrical grids, thus the guitar would have been an acoustic.

"If I were a carpenter....."

[Chocol8]

If Jesus existed, that would have been prior to the existence of the electrical grids, thus the guitar would have been an acoustic.

Only mere mortals need electricity to power their amps.

[Tonray's Ghost]

Next Week....evidence of Jesus' first gig as lead guitarist for the hippest band of the era..."Lazarus and the Risers"

[Houblues]

Jesus just built a guitar.......

and he's bound for Bethlehem....

(to the tune of Jesus just left Chicago - ZZTop)

[Mossman]

This is just heresy! Everyone knows that Jesus rocked a P-bass!

The funk will save your soul!

[Raindog]

I think that youse guys have your Jesuses confused. Sure that it isn't this Jesus?

[jtcnj]

The wise men brought him a cheap Asian import but later he built his own with his dad, as they had skills.

I have often wondered, really, before Jesus was JESUS, was he actually a good carpenter?

[Tonray's Ghost]

The wise men brought him a cheap Asian import but later he built his own with his dad, as they had skills.

I have often wondered, really, before Jesus was JESUS, was he actually a good carpenter?

Yes but the Romans ignored his advice against using nails instead of wood screws...

[jtcnj]

I get your..... point.

[fatjack]

jesus' first guitar was actually a guitaron agift fro some old guy from east LA.

[Mossman]

I think that youse guys have your Jesuses confused. Sure that it isn't this Jesus?



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"Nobody f*@ks with the Jesus!"

[Raindog]

"Nobody f*@ks with the Jesus!"

"Eight-year-olds, Dude."