Chunky Love

[PsychoCid]

I wish I could claim this one. My best friends brother wrote this scheisse.

You haven't heard of "Overlooked," but they grew up in the same studio as New Found Glory. Made the big KROQ shows, too. Every girl at my HS slept with them. No, I'm serious.

I snagged Rob, their lead singer, to run backup vocals on my cover of HIS song.

Ladies, and gentlemen... Chunky Love.

https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/QPTFu

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Saturday morning
Woke up, rolled over to my side
There she was lyin
Oh what the fuck did I do last night

Rounding beer cans as I stumbled for my keys
Trying so hard, making sure not to wake that beast

And I know what you're thinkin
And this scenario looks really bad (really bad)
But come to think of it
Last night's sex was the best that I'd ever had

She's chunky
But I love her
Her arms are bigger than my legs
Fatty, fatty, 2x4, can't fit thru the kitchen door
Oh yeah, Big Bertha was her name

Later on that day
When I was hangin with my friends
Well here she comes
Acting last night
Actually meant something

Then when I got home
She was standing by my door
Oh, wearing a trench coat
Well I knew what I had in store

And I know you wanted to dance
Turn me into a victim of circumstance
Then she threw me in the sack
The bitch nearly broke my back

Was it all a bad dream?
She told me not to scream
And being to drunk to care
I just stuck it anywhere!

She's chunky
But I love her
Her arms are bigger than my legs

Slapped her ass, and rode the wave
Damn, that bitch really needs a shave
Oh yeah
Big Birtha was her name

(Solo)

She's chunky
But I love her
Her arms are bigger than my legs

Fatty, fatty, 2x4, can't fit thru the kitchen door
Oh yeah, Big Birtha was her name
(She's chunky, but I love her)

Big Bertha was her name
Fatty, fatty, two-by-four
Can't fit through the kitchen door
Oh yeah

Big Bertha was her name