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"Cash" Patel ?

Posted: Sat May 17, 2025 7:57 pm
by Tonray's Ghost
Apparently our new FBI Director is looking out for my interests, About time: Dang , he even wants to send me real Cash, thanks Kash !


Good day,

My name is Kash Patel, and I am the (FBI) Director of the Internet Crime Complaint Center NY Department (IC3).It is run by the FBI, the lead federal agency for investigating crime.

Our records indicate that you are eligible to receive restitution for one or more of the internet fraud schemes you’ve been a victim of. The fraudsters were apprehended and have been prosecuted and sentenced.

The prosecuting law firm has been approved by the judge to pay each victim an amount of USD 10,500,000.00 as restitution.

You are required to contact the law firm at the below email address, and you are to send your reference number, which is also stated below.

Email: lindastevenchamber@aol.com
Email: lyndastevenchamber@gmail.com

Ref: GBV-IP/2785-IRL142/064

Thanks, and regards!
Kash Patel (FBI)
Director Internet Crime Complaint Center ( Crime Complaint Center
NY Department (IC3)

Re: "Cash" Patel ?

Posted: Sat May 17, 2025 8:16 pm
by tobijohn
Under the new proposed Medicaid recipient qualification requirements, does scamming count as a "Community Engagement" activity that would be necessary if you are able-bodied?

Re: "Cash" Patel ?

Posted: Sat May 17, 2025 9:06 pm
by Tonray's Ghost
tobijohn wrote: Sat May 17, 2025 8:16 pm Under the new proposed Medicaid recipient qualification requirements, does scamming count as a "Community Engagement" activity that would be necessary if you are able-bodied?
Yes...but pro tip: Write Grifting instead of Scamming when asked about said activity. And throw in a few "Made in America" and "Melania-Coin" references and you're good to go.

Re: "Cash" Patel ?

Posted: Sat May 17, 2025 10:31 pm
by tobijohn
PSA: I'll be releasing my own $TOBI crypto token following the fulfillment of Legal and Compliance requirements. AGF members will be able to purchase it at a slight discount from the initial face value.

Re: "Cash" Patel ?

Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 3:14 am
by Tonray's Ghost
tobijohn wrote: Sat May 17, 2025 10:31 pm PSA: I'll be releasing my own $TOBI crypto token following the fulfillment of Legal and Compliance requirements. AGF members will be able to purchase it at a slight discount from the initial face value.
With the magnetic pickups in your house, you can offer token warehousing services, I mean what could be safer than a token stuck to an alnico neck pickup, better check that the magnets don't accidentally erase a few billion here and there. Maybe a promo, for each 50 grand token you get an Agile

Re: "Cash" Patel ?

Posted: Sun May 18, 2025 10:17 am
by tobijohn
Tonray's Ghost wrote: Sun May 18, 2025 3:14 am
With the magnetic pickups in your house, you can offer token warehousing services, I mean what could be safer than a token stuck to an alnico neck pickup, better check that the magnets don't accidentally erase a few billion here and there. Maybe a promo, for each 50 grand token you get an Agile
Yes, there is that risk so I have some special lead lined thumb drives just in case.

As for an Agile "give-a-way." let me just let me pull a line from a David Gilmore tune: "There's no way out of here, when you come in , you're in for good"...


Re: "Cash" Patel ?

Posted: Tue May 20, 2025 7:40 pm
by tonebender
Looks like your ship has come in.

Re: "Cash" Patel ?

Posted: Tue May 20, 2025 7:51 pm
by Tonray's Ghost
tonebender wrote: Tue May 20, 2025 7:40 pm Looks like your ship has come in.
I just hope it's not being manned by Mexican Navy Trainees....ha ha ha ha