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I'm beyond curious how a guitar seif-assembles. But not obsessed enough to buy it and find out. https://reverb.com/item/85740941-left-h ... reen-relic

Perhaps he means he assembled it himself?????
That's my best guess anyway.

mickey wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2024 11:23 am Perhaps he means he assembled it himself?????
That's my best guess anyway.

I think so too, probably not someone whose first language is English. I just found it fun.

Planet of the Frets....I knew this day would come.

"Keep your stinking strings off me you damn dirty 6 stringed instrument"

This could be the plot of a classic Rod Serling Twilight Zone episode.


Hapless guitar player orders a Box O' Bodies from Rondo music.

When the box arrives and he opens it and *gasp* he finds assembled guitars. He contacts Rondo and Kurt confirms that they were packed in the box disassembled. Very curious indeed. (cue eerie music)

The next day the cat disappears. A trace of fur and a speck of blood are found stuck to the bridge of one of the guitars.

The following day the dog goes missing. His collar is found hanging around the neck of the other guitar.

That night, while the guitarist lays awake in his darkened bedroom, he hears strange sounds emanating from the other room.

Scrape, scrape, scrape. All night long, scrape, scrape, scrape.

The next morning the guitars play perfectly. Somebody . . . or some thing, has done a fret level. Aaaaahhhhhh!

Don't be so sure English is not his first and only language. The only requirement for graduating high school and some colleges these days is attendance.