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Helen Keller's First Job as a Guitar Relic tech

My new idea, wear a long sleeve shirt and jeans made out of sandpaper, play for a few hours, drop guitar a few times, knock over your beer onto guitar, forget cigarette burning in headstock, place up for sale.

That is one fugly Ronald McDonald color combination. I'll take mine with a red and white striped neck, a side of fries, and a supersized headstock.

@toomanycats beat me to it and said it better that I could have.