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My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2023 8:48 pm
by Tonray's Ghost
I dunno...could me buying an Epiphone Sheraton be considered 'charitable work" ?
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Re: My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2023 9:36 pm
by dabbler
Sure, but for it to really be charitable, you then have to give it away... like to me... or someone.

But I am sure that her husband had way more money than that. I think you should split the money up evenly among AGFers. :D

Re: My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2023 10:16 pm
by BatUtilityBelt
Hello,
Although we have never had any reason to ever meet and hence know one another, I would like to share a story and make you want to empathize enough to allow me to scam you. I promise to be polite and friendly until you figure it out.

Re: My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 pm
by Tonray's Ghost
BatUtilityBelt wrote: Tue Jul 04, 2023 10:16 pm Hello,
Although we have never had any reason to ever meet and hence know one another, I would like to share a story and make you want to empathize enough to allow me to scam you. I promise to be polite and friendly until you figure it out.
I mean I do feel kind of bad that she's dying of lung cancer buy hey Netflix ain't free ya know.

Re: My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2023 5:21 am
by toomanycats
" . . . I may not live longer than required due to my health condition."


That's one helluva convoluted, Orwellian way to say, "I'm sick and I'm gonna croak."

Re: My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2023 12:01 pm
by uwmcscott
You get all the good spam.

Re: My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2023 1:24 pm
by andrewsrea
i wonder if she is related to my long-lost uncle in Ziare? Left me $20M and all I have to do is pay $1K for shipping.

Re: My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2023 4:31 pm
by tonebender
Does she have a car with low mileage?

Re: My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2023 6:45 pm
by PoodlesAgain
andrewsrea wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 1:24 pm i wonder if she is related to my long-lost uncle in Ziare? Left me $20M and all I have to do is pay $1K for shipping.
I'll go half with you on that.
Let me know. BTW, I can arrange the "shipping" via Switzerland, trust me

Re: My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:13 pm
by Tonray's Ghost
PoodlesAgain wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 6:45 pm
andrewsrea wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 1:24 pm i wonder if she is related to my long-lost uncle in Ziare? Left me $20M and all I have to do is pay $1K for shipping.
I'll go half with you on that.
Let me know. BTW, I can arrange the "shipping" via Switzerland, trust me
Ok...but why does the shipping label say "Swaziland" ?

Re: My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2023 10:16 pm
by redman
You should send this back to Lady Bird
Mrs. Bird,
Thank you for considering our organization to handle your charitable dispersions, however are you aware that when someone contacts the Tonray"s Ghost Charity for Bandless Musicians concerning handling funds for or, disbursment to other charitable organizations it is customary to include a recomended donation of $10,000 US Dollars or more. We will be waiting your reply.
I have way to much time on my hands sorry. :?

Re: My latest Junk Mail

Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 11:57 pm
by MichaelR
You guys are to jaded I've been moved and sent all my banking info, just waiting on the check now =)