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Tonray's Ghost
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I dunno...could me buying an Epiphone Sheraton be considered 'charitable work" ?
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dabbler
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Sure, but for it to really be charitable, you then have to give it away... like to me... or someone.

But I am sure that her husband had way more money than that. I think you should split the money up evenly among AGFers. :D
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Hello,
Although we have never had any reason to ever meet and hence know one another, I would like to share a story and make you want to empathize enough to allow me to scam you. I promise to be polite and friendly until you figure it out.
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BatUtilityBelt wrote: Tue Jul 04, 2023 10:16 pm Hello,
Although we have never had any reason to ever meet and hence know one another, I would like to share a story and make you want to empathize enough to allow me to scam you. I promise to be polite and friendly until you figure it out.
I mean I do feel kind of bad that she's dying of lung cancer buy hey Netflix ain't free ya know.
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" . . . I may not live longer than required due to my health condition."


That's one helluva convoluted, Orwellian way to say, "I'm sick and I'm gonna croak."
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You get all the good spam.
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i wonder if she is related to my long-lost uncle in Ziare? Left me $20M and all I have to do is pay $1K for shipping.
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Does she have a car with low mileage?
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PoodlesAgain
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andrewsrea wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 1:24 pm i wonder if she is related to my long-lost uncle in Ziare? Left me $20M and all I have to do is pay $1K for shipping.
I'll go half with you on that.
Let me know. BTW, I can arrange the "shipping" via Switzerland, trust me
The other farm cats didn’t super love him but the chickens thought he was alright so he became a chicken.
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PoodlesAgain wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 6:45 pm
andrewsrea wrote: Wed Jul 05, 2023 1:24 pm i wonder if she is related to my long-lost uncle in Ziare? Left me $20M and all I have to do is pay $1K for shipping.
I'll go half with you on that.
Let me know. BTW, I can arrange the "shipping" via Switzerland, trust me
Ok...but why does the shipping label say "Swaziland" ?
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You should send this back to Lady Bird
Mrs. Bird,
Thank you for considering our organization to handle your charitable dispersions, however are you aware that when someone contacts the Tonray"s Ghost Charity for Bandless Musicians concerning handling funds for or, disbursment to other charitable organizations it is customary to include a recomended donation of $10,000 US Dollars or more. We will be waiting your reply.
I have way to much time on my hands sorry. :?
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You guys are to jaded I've been moved and sent all my banking info, just waiting on the check now =)
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