Yay, another FedEx
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:54 pm
FedEx on Tuesday: "We'll deliver your guitar on Sunday. Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
FedEx late Thursday night: "Good news, we'll deliver your guitar early on Friday. Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
FedEx on Friday: "Bad news, we won't deliver your guitar until Monday. Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
Edit: FedEx late Friday night: "Not Monday afterall, we'll deliver your guitar Sunday. Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
Edit: FedEx Sunday morning: "Bad news, we won't deliver your guitar until Monday. Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
Edit: FedEx Sunday evening: "More bad news, we won't deliver your guitar until Tuesday. Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
Edit: FedEx Monday morning: "Good news, we'll deliver your guitar today. Do you believe us? Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
Bottom line: People I work with think I get a guitar delivered every goddamned day and I just can't trust a word FedEx tells me, ever, not one, never.
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FedEx late Thursday night: "Good news, we'll deliver your guitar early on Friday. Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
FedEx on Friday: "Bad news, we won't deliver your guitar until Monday. Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
Edit: FedEx late Friday night: "Not Monday afterall, we'll deliver your guitar Sunday. Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
Edit: FedEx Sunday morning: "Bad news, we won't deliver your guitar until Monday. Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
Edit: FedEx Sunday evening: "More bad news, we won't deliver your guitar until Tuesday. Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
Edit: FedEx Monday morning: "Good news, we'll deliver your guitar today. Do you believe us? Be sure to adjust your schedule because you'll have to be home to sign for it."
Bottom line: People I work with think I get a guitar delivered every goddamned day and I just can't trust a word FedEx tells me, ever, not one, never.
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