I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 2:19 pm
by toomanycats
. . . and the cats can go on keeping their half.
Which would would leave me with exactly zero share.
Hey, I never claimed to be a business man, though I am a sucker for cats, and that goes double for "tush."
Re: I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:07 pm
by bleys21
Sounds like a good business decision to me
Re: I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:36 pm
by Partscaster
big red booty .
She deserves her own song.
Re: I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 8:55 am
by redman
Partscaster wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:36 pm
big red booty .
She deserves her own song.
@Partscaster that caused me to spit my coffee and I'm still laughing.
Re: I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 11:32 am
by PoodlesAgain
A friend's local band is good but with low audience.
My advice was to pay a few attractive young women and, just like honey and bees go together, male audience would appear out of nowhere!
Always to have some moving booty shaking in the audience, warms up the room, makes bartender happy.
Re: I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 11:14 am
by tonebender
I always love the solid gold dancers. You guys were able to spread out wide at that venue. So many venues have a postage stamp for a stage or a stage area. BTW , sounds great!
Re: I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 12:30 pm
by toomanycats
Thanks. For that gig we were set up in the bar area of a hotel lobby. Not actually a stage, but we had a good long expanse of wall to spread out against. Now the previous Saturday night we were on one of those "postage stamp" stages.
Re: I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:50 am
by tlarson58
Half seriously, was that maybe a guy?
Re: I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:45 am
by toomanycats
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Re: I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:45 am
by toomanycats
tlarson58 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:50 am
Half seriously, was that maybe a guy?
You do have to be careful nowadays, but I don't think so in this case. I got a good look at the hands, which along with several other biometrics are pretty reliable indicators.
Re: I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 12:34 am
by msc_
I haven't been around much lately. When did you start rocking the Jazzmaster? Sounds Great!
Re: I'D SPLIT MY EARNINGS 50/50 WITH THIS LADY IF SHE'D DANCE AT EVERY GIG . . .
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:30 am
by toomanycats
msc_ wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 12:34 am
I haven't been around much lately. When did you start rocking the Jazzmaster? Sounds Great!
That guitar does have the Jazzmaster profile, but it is a unique instrument. It's an Elliott Tonemaster. Alder Jazzmaster style body. Tele style bridge with brass barrels and string through body. The pickups are really P-90s under what look like Jazzmaster covers. It has the switch for the secondary tone circuit, just like the Fender Jazzmaster.
It's an amazing guitar, though I don't play it often for a couple reasons. While it has a fantastic tone, it's not the Les Paul or Strat sound that I find most useful. I'm also afraid of hurting it. I've thought of selling it, but the fact that I waited nearly two years for this one, and the idea that I'll probably never own another gives me pause. If somebody made me an offer I couldn't refuse, say for instance a straight up trade with a Gibson R8 or R9, I'd part with it, but for now I'll hang on to it.
