Band Names

[BatUtilityBelt]

I don't know why management doesn't like any of our choices for band names:
Moat's Art,
Bay Toven,
Show Pan,
Deb You See,
Hidin',
Shoe Burt,
Mauler,
Shoe Mon,
Bar Talk,
Monty Verdy,
Show-n-burg,
Grrr Schwinn,
Poo Chini,
Co-planned,
Fill Up Glass

[bc rich]

the Cancelled
Fumigation day
Girls pay Double

[uwmcscott]

Harry Bonwer and the Bentons
The Scott Grove Experience
Musician's Friends
Rich Mans Bastards
Momo Sapiens

[redman]

Played a fill-in gig many moons ago for a local bunch of guys that called themselves "FREE BEER" we'd pull up to a venue to load in and the sign would read something like Friday Nite Only Free Beer. We seemed to pack the house everywhere we went I wonder why.

[brentona]

Better Late Than Pregnant.


Always my go to for bar trivia groups, would equally apply for some string schwangsters.


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[Houblues]

Dumpster Juice

I can't take credit for it, but have to admit it has a certain putrid elegance....

For that matter, Putrid Elegance wouldn't be too bad either.

[Rollin Hand]

The Meat Sweats.

[mozz]

There's a band name generator website.

[Houblues]

Over the years I've said probably hundreds of things in campy conversations that I thought would be great band names, but of course you never remember them past the moment.

[tlarson58]

Each spring us locals flipped through our new phone books to see if 'ol Barry McKokkiner was still in town. The phone book company had a good sense of humor and let it ride until phone books were no longer needed.

One of our band names was "Brooks Kellogg and the Assassins" referencing a local real estate agent who was picked up by the FBI in the Denver after paying an undercover "hit man" to take out a colleague. He went to jail and we played under that moniker until we were kindly asked to change it. BKA was firmly established by that time.


https://www.facebook.com/BKA-Brooks-Kel ... 596413369/

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[Partscaster]

Liste (to the left)
I'll B. Bach.
Strive'n Ski.
The Handels
Rockman Enough
Orange Shubert

[Houblues]

There used to be a grand band here called Justin Heat. It sounded a little awkward to me at first. But after they explained "We aren't in love, we're Just in Heat!" I never thought of it the same way again.

[nomadh]

Radio show I listen to will mention it's their band name every time they come up with an interesting set of words.
Some woman documents it and here is a list from a few years


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I knew that keeping that list around would come in handy! I have kept track of their band names for the past three years. (I guess I should reveal myself to be Mary In The Ho.) Here is the list that I sent to them this year. I also have the last three years around here somewhere that I can post when I have more time.

*** 2012 BAND NAMES ***

Goat Balls

Cardboard Coffin

Two Pound Monkey

Eighty Dollar Beanie

Skinny Black Hitler

Sweeping Generalizations

True Vermin

Dark Side Of The Newt

Phoenix Transient (Joe's old country band)

String of A-Holes (Joe's punk band)

Juicy Newt

Bum Loogey (Joe's new hard rock band)

Bonkey Bemen (Rhymes with Donkey Semen)

Meat Peeps

Utopian Sh*theads

Guarded By Bees

Stained By Corruption

Plethora of Sedatives (Jack's smooth jazz band)

El Palon (This means 'baldy' in Spanish and it's Jack's new rap group)

Joe Falcon and the Hawks

Cat Queezins (Joe's Cat Stevens tribute band)

Lavish Package

Stinky Target

The Merkineers

Slaughterhouse Scraps (Jack's punk rock band)

Joe's Suffering Room

Zombie Gun (This is the group that sings "Lincecum! F**k yeah!")

Kentucky Foxtrotter (Joe's new country band)

Crystal Fish

Mel's Totem (A listener's grunge band)

Nipple Gnawin' Tooth Babies (A listener's string quartet Green Day tribute band)

Helen Keller Sunglasses

Pothead in Utah (Also the name of Jack's indie film)

Boiling Hot Bean Burrito (Facebook user's mariachi band)

Cornpone Mafioso (Listener's experimental jazz fusion ensemble. It's a fiddle and a banjo that play jazz.)

Ubiquitous Broadband

Radioactive Tuna (Joe's power trio. They play a lot of Cream covers and Zeppelin.)

Touch of Pathos (Joe's dinner music outfit. It's just a harp and an oboe and they only play in minor keys.)

Forsaken Empire

Fallen Angels

Dark Fury

Illegal Magic

Dark Gods

Iron Fury

The Venus Transit (Joe's lesbian rights oriented folk band. It's Joe and three lesbians and they play beautiful harmonies whilst clad in matching flannel shirts and jeans.)

Lungs On The Sidewalk (Listener's alternative rock band)

Goats At Sunset

Hundred Pound Scrotum (Joe's power trio that plays 70s style jam rock)

Steps At Grandma's (Listener's rockabilly fusion band)

Ann Romney's Horse

Testicular Tension (Joe's metal band)

Dead Gaddafi (Joe's punk band that plays at coffee houses)

The Hated Arabs

Deuce In A Bucket (Joe's controversial concept album)

Squat Profit

Uranus Is A Hipster

17-Foot Python (Joe's Lynryd Skynryd cover band)

Municipal Chaos (Jack's industrial rock band)

Icelandic Geneticist

Beloved Gin

Joe's Gigantic Urinal (Joe's experimental rock fusion band)

Fecal Droplets (Vince's post-modern punk band)

Istanbul Liquor Store

Eaten By Hogs (Joe's experimental psychedelic band)

Pools of Ineptitude

Xenophilia and White Guilt

Centrifugal Bumble Puppy

Convulsing Chipmunk

Thai Butt Pinching (Vince's arena rock band)

String of Hosebags (Jack's big bang group that plays String of Pearls)

Soaking in Pus (Jack's punk band)

Band of Marauders

Nervous Chicken

Caveman's Junk

The Burglars

Colossus of Funk

Natural Aberrations (Joe's punk band)

Franklin Slag Field

Socially Awkward Dudes

Sixty Car Pileup

Eternal Winter

[nomadh]

Those were just band names. Here are the song and album titles, book titles, TV shows and original air names. (I need to get out more.)

*** SONG AND ALBUM TITLES ***

Whiff of Boob (Joe's controversial jazz album)

Getting Hit By a Train on a Rainy Day (Jack's jazz quartet single)

Six Hours at the Tulsa Walmart (Jack's new country hit)

I'm Not Concerned About The Very Poor (Joe's Republican convention single)

Tsunami Debris (Joe's new 11-minute instrumental track on the upcoming Dead Flowers album)

Monarchy Now (Joe's epic Wikipedia rock opera)

Shortened by the Rainfall (Jack's smooth, instrumental jazz album on which he plays the triangle)

Beyond the Window of Survivability (Joe's experimental prog rock album title)

Heart's Gone Crazy (Jack's pop album where rapper Pit Bull makes a guest appearance)

Jenny Has Chlamydia (Jack's single with mad beatz)

Ten Minutes and a Claw Hammer (Joe's pro-death penalty piece)

Syringe Full of AIDS (Joe's extremely controversial hardcore album that sold seven copies)

Cesspool of Hate and Iniquity (Joe's death metal album that comes out in March)

Puddle of Urine (Joe's controversial punk album)

Influx of Pervasive (Joe's concept double album)

(Joe continues to work on his song "American Something")

*** BOOKS ***

[nomadh]

Here's the 2011 List:

**** BAND NAMES ****

Crashing Mexican Drones

Nicotine Milkshake

Purview of the Sad (This is actually Joe's death metal album for his group "Joe Getty and the Vultures of Demise"

25-Foot Puddle (Joe's jam band)

Mexican Dentists

Naked Hobo

Gang of Nimrods

Arnold's Maid

Clouded by Misogyny

Wretched Buffoon

Benevolent Communist Overseers

Booty Call Ninjas (Joe's sometime ska band)

Jacko and the Molesters

Lazy Epiglottis (Scott's blues band)

Fifth of Hennessey (Joe's wedding band)

Robotic Mother Pig (Joe's progressive rock band)

Beset By Bees

Pile of Fecum (Joe's punk band)

Monterey Denny's (From the Twitter)

Synthetic Hysteria

Backyard Chickens (OR The City Chickens)

Substandard Wang

Bowling Alley Sushi

Super Heavy Users (Scott's techno band)

Dildonic Rhetoric (This is also the name of Jack's industrialist protagonist in his new novel.)

Subsequent Cow Bite

Charlie Sheen's Teeth

Sixteen Dollar Muffin (Joe's super group with Mick Jagger)

G-Spot Amplification (Not a band, but Joe's guitar amp company)

Illegal Midgets

Prosthetic Wang

Obstacle Course of Fecus (Joe's progressive rock band's album title)

Hundred Pound Scrotum

Generic Tigers

Pot Of Lentils (Joe's folk band)

Dead Gaddafi

Herpetic Monkey

Widowed Transsexual

Ukranian Keyboard (Joe's jazz band)

Stub of Meat (Joe's 80s cover band)

Tripe, Heart and Stomach (Joe's 1974 progressive rock band based on Emerson, Lake and Palmer)

Time Zone Function (Joe's new barbershop quartet band)

Chinese Wage Inflation (Jack's Wikipedia band)

CICELISE and OH ('Cause I Calls 'Em Like I Sees 'Em and Obama's Hitler!)

Nuclear Folly

Army of Minority Trannies

[Raindog]

My "real" name is Gary Howie and I've always wanted a band called Gary & The Howitzers.

[Raindog]

While we are talking about off-the-wall band names, what national/international bands can you think of that have a name that could be on a list above? I'll start with a few:

Dresden Dolls
Southern Culture on the Skids

[Houblues]

I've read about a band that used to exist in the Florida keys, headed by a guy whose stage name was Big Dick. The band was, of course .........The Extenders.

[glasshand]

While we are talking about off-the-wall band names, what national/international bands can you think of that have a name that could be on a list above? I'll start with a few:

Dresden Dolls
Southern Culture on the Skids

I don't know if they all quite count as national/international, but:
Alabama Thunderpussy
Genitorturers
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

[tobijohn]

While we are talking about off-the-wall band names, what national/international bands can you think of that have a name that could be on a list above? I'll start with a few:

Dresden Dolls
Southern Culture on the Skids

I always felt that Nashville Pussy was fairly rude as well as the titles of most of their songs (take you pick below at your discretion as I don't want to make this a NSFW thread):

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=nashville+Pus ... Pyd8pO1Lfc

[andrewsrea]

My 90's band was 'The iNbreds', because we played spot-on covers (at one time over 450 songs in our repertoire) and we all looked along the lines of the banjo player from 'Deliverance'.

Some alternative names I can remember:
'Buff the Musket'
'Cousin Dexter's Jukebox'
'Dance Your Pants Off

[Milkman]

I was in a band called Popeye's Quivering Foreskin, and another called Coleslaw (because we were good next to anything).

[tobijohn]

My 90's band was 'The iNbreds', because we played spot-on covers (at one time over 450 songs in our repertoire) ...

Good Lord, at any given gig you could play any one of them on the spot? That's like the old Johnny Carson Show "Stump the Band" segment...

[Gergo]

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.....wait, that one is taken

[tobijohn]

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.....wait, that one is taken

FWIW, the last band that I almost got together (and I'm talking ancient history here) was going to be called Velvet Elvis...