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If I found this lady I would romance the hell out of her. I actually had a Filipina wife that wasn't too far removed but I messed up and brought her to the States. Now, she's like any other American Woman Seriously, a woman like this would go find dinner, cook it, curl up with you for a little after-supper intimate time and then do the dishes afterwards. Hell, my wife got to the point that I couldn't even get her to bring me a sammich when I got home from work. Divorced her over 20 years ago and never regretted a day of it.

Once they get here they get the "I want HALF, Eddieeee!!"

Okay, part of my brain is registering that this is a scripted video. The thumbnail itself is click bait. I mean, she's not really fighting for survival in the jungle. There's a camera crew shooting from multiple angles. But the other part of my brain, the male fantasy partition formed by Western media in all of its forms, is completely stimulated by the potent combination of sexual titillation and violence. Those big mammaries, the way she's squatting, the grunting and groaning, the merciless dispatching of death, the fire. For God's sake, her hovel looks like the place where Conan the Barbarian bangs that witch by the fire.

But yeah, this is a potent and literal illustration of the phrase "home and hearth."

But you'd better hope she likes guitar playing .....

Raindog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 07, 2021 5:31 am If I found this lady I would romance the hell out of her. I actually had a Filipina wife that wasn't too far removed but I messed up and brought her to the States. Now, she's like any other American Woman Seriously, a woman like this would go find dinner, cook it, curl up with you for a little after-supper intimate time and then do the dishes afterwards. Hell, my wife got to the point that I couldn't even get her to bring me a sammich when I got home from work. Divorced her over 20 years ago and never regretted a day of it.

I...I can't tell if you're joking.

While perhaps not hunter/gatherers there are still a good number of people in the Midwest ( and elsewhere I'm sure ) who hunt, raise and grow a lot of what they eat. The Amish communities around here seek to be as self-sustinent as possible. I had a large garden plot at a community garden here for several years and most of the other gardeners were Hmong and practice very traditional gardening practices, some are still first generation and lived a sustenance lifestyle before coming here. One of my daughter's friends ( middle school ) just the other day was telling her about how she helps carry the hogs after they are slaughtered and then butchered on the family farm. It's probably not as exciting as this video might portray, and I do sense a pretty good amount of production going on. Well, and we don't have any alligators either

She knows the way to a man's heart, alright,

right thru the rib cage with a sharp stick.

Be interesting to hang with her a week and find out what it takes to actually survive. I figure it'll come in handy after the fall of western civ.

Eh, she's faking it.

***NSFW***... ***VERY NSFW***...

slowhand84 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 07, 2021 5:14 pm I...I can't tell if you're joking.

Thank you. That's the highest compliment that you could have bestowed.

Raindog wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 6:01 pm

slowhand84 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 07, 2021 5:14 pm I...I can't tell if you're joking.

Thank you. That's the highest compliment that you could have bestowed.

I assure you with 100% certainty that it isn't a compliment ...more like concern.

@Raindog congratulation but I first laid eyes on my forever woman in 1974 and have been head over heels in love every since even though she has always acted as if she never knew I exist.
My true love and forever woman Stevie if you are reading this I love you.