As the Knob Turns Date unknown
Posted: Thu May 28, 2020 2:22 am
Winner of BEST THREAD TOPIC OF THE WEEK goes to schecterc1h. “well guys, kurt screwed me over” It seems as though schec won a B-Stock AL-3000. Schecter eschews the traditional payment options and opts for a good ‘ole check. He goes on vacation expecting his guitar to be waiting for him. Instead, he reads that another forumite got it. Schec was refunded his monies.
*********Breaking News Flash*******
In a move that Sheik Yerbouti is intimately familiar with, shecterc1h is the latest member voted off Rondo Island. The Zent has spoken.
Hey folks, thepezident - here glad you could tune in to AGF IS WAR. This week Kay-Z calls Schecterc1h down to the squared circle. BOOM POW BLAM!!! The fireworks start as Beastie Boys Brass Monkey plays over the sound system. Out from behind the curtain appears 125lb Schecky. Schect get a mixed reaction from the crowd as Kay-Z circles the ring, mic in hand. Ring Gal, Laura Marie escorts the young one up the steps and into the ring. He’s handed a mic and quite frankly, looks out of his element folks… The crowd draws quiet as they wait for the Big Boss Man to speak.
Kay-Z: Son, now yawl gone up and done it.
Schect: Bbbbbut…you sonnamabitch…I bought that guitar fair and square. I sent you a check that you cashed. But you sold it to SOMEONE ELSE.
(By now, Schecter’s voice is cracking)
Kay-Z: Now listen here son. I apologized like a man but for you to air out dirty laundry on the AGF…that just ain’t right.
Schect: bbbbbut…
Kay-Z; No! No buts about it. Yourrrrrrrr’re banned Schecter!
Schect: BANNED!!! WHAT?!?!? You can kiss my big Oklahoma butt!!!
Schect runs toward Kay-Z trying to hit him with an arm bar but Kay-Z ducks and turns around to catch the Schect on the turn around. Kay-Z snatches him up in his arms and body slams him to the mat. BAM!! My GOD!! Schecter was just laid out like a 1970’s shag carpet!
POW! POP POP POP CRACK!!!! Fireworks fly as Kay-Z’s theme song Bad To The Bone starts blasting over the PA system. Kay-Z looks down at Schecter’s twitching body, slowly shaking his head. With his music still playing, he makes his way up the ramp slapping hands with the likes of Helsinkirocks, Seeds, Mossman, tbe275 and various other members of AGF.
Cut to Commercial….
Back from commercial…
OK folks we’re back and during the commercial break, man on the run, TheBender came down and is now tending to the still convulsive Shecter1. TB grabs a mic and a starts pacing back and forth.
“So, Kay-Z, you screw up and you blame the kid for being a little pissed? And then you slam him to the ground? Well you listen here you big meanie…Screw you. Just who in Sam Hell do you think you are? You’re like the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld….”You don like it? NO soup for YOU!!!” Well guess what Kay-Z…if you’re still backstage and are listening – I have cut YOU off!!!! There…how do you like dem apples?
My God folks – what the hell is going on here today? Wait…Wait…TheBender is ready to speak again. “Oh and another thing…all you guys that kiss Kay-Z’s ass over his greatness…? Well, you can kiss my sweet Georgia ass also!! I’m a player – NOT a poster!!”
The Bender throws the mic down and gently scoops up Schecter1’s almost lifeless body and makes his way up the ramp.
Folks, that was not for the weak of heart!! I’ve never seen anything like that in my life!! What else will happen?
What kind of unholy partnership has just been formed? This reminds thepezident of the Tag team partnership of Kane and X-Pac in the WWF!?!?!?
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Anyhow, Gplayer, playing the part of, Mother Hen, Linda McMahon, appeared and stated, “This carnage has gone on long enough.”
Fade to Black…
*********Breaking News Flash*******
In a move that Sheik Yerbouti is intimately familiar with, shecterc1h is the latest member voted off Rondo Island. The Zent has spoken.
Hey folks, thepezident - here glad you could tune in to AGF IS WAR. This week Kay-Z calls Schecterc1h down to the squared circle. BOOM POW BLAM!!! The fireworks start as Beastie Boys Brass Monkey plays over the sound system. Out from behind the curtain appears 125lb Schecky. Schect get a mixed reaction from the crowd as Kay-Z circles the ring, mic in hand. Ring Gal, Laura Marie escorts the young one up the steps and into the ring. He’s handed a mic and quite frankly, looks out of his element folks… The crowd draws quiet as they wait for the Big Boss Man to speak.
Kay-Z: Son, now yawl gone up and done it.
Schect: Bbbbbut…you sonnamabitch…I bought that guitar fair and square. I sent you a check that you cashed. But you sold it to SOMEONE ELSE.
(By now, Schecter’s voice is cracking)
Kay-Z: Now listen here son. I apologized like a man but for you to air out dirty laundry on the AGF…that just ain’t right.
Schect: bbbbbut…
Kay-Z; No! No buts about it. Yourrrrrrrr’re banned Schecter!
Schect: BANNED!!! WHAT?!?!? You can kiss my big Oklahoma butt!!!
Schect runs toward Kay-Z trying to hit him with an arm bar but Kay-Z ducks and turns around to catch the Schect on the turn around. Kay-Z snatches him up in his arms and body slams him to the mat. BAM!! My GOD!! Schecter was just laid out like a 1970’s shag carpet!
POW! POP POP POP CRACK!!!! Fireworks fly as Kay-Z’s theme song Bad To The Bone starts blasting over the PA system. Kay-Z looks down at Schecter’s twitching body, slowly shaking his head. With his music still playing, he makes his way up the ramp slapping hands with the likes of Helsinkirocks, Seeds, Mossman, tbe275 and various other members of AGF.
Cut to Commercial….
Back from commercial…
OK folks we’re back and during the commercial break, man on the run, TheBender came down and is now tending to the still convulsive Shecter1. TB grabs a mic and a starts pacing back and forth.
“So, Kay-Z, you screw up and you blame the kid for being a little pissed? And then you slam him to the ground? Well you listen here you big meanie…Screw you. Just who in Sam Hell do you think you are? You’re like the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld….”You don like it? NO soup for YOU!!!” Well guess what Kay-Z…if you’re still backstage and are listening – I have cut YOU off!!!! There…how do you like dem apples?
My God folks – what the hell is going on here today? Wait…Wait…TheBender is ready to speak again. “Oh and another thing…all you guys that kiss Kay-Z’s ass over his greatness…? Well, you can kiss my sweet Georgia ass also!! I’m a player – NOT a poster!!”
The Bender throws the mic down and gently scoops up Schecter1’s almost lifeless body and makes his way up the ramp.
Folks, that was not for the weak of heart!! I’ve never seen anything like that in my life!! What else will happen?
What kind of unholy partnership has just been formed? This reminds thepezident of the Tag team partnership of Kane and X-Pac in the WWF!?!?!?
[IMG]
Anyhow, Gplayer, playing the part of, Mother Hen, Linda McMahon, appeared and stated, “This carnage has gone on long enough.”
Fade to Black…