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Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:17 pm
by Tonray's Ghost
"...as they entered the inner sanctum they came across an old Marshall stack and a mint condition LP Deluxe"
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 12:18 am
by mkgearhead
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Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 5:42 pm
by Chocol8
I am pretty sure Jesus played a Stratocaster for a couple millennia before his father handed the design down to Leo Fender as a gift to humanity.
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:49 pm
by Tonray's Ghost
Chocol8 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 04, 2020 5:42 pm
I am pretty sure Jesus played a Stratocaster for a couple millennia before his father handed the design down to Leo Fender as a gift to humanity.
Rumour had it that Joseph was a skinflint...probably a Teisco from the local Bethlehem E.J. Korvettes
(Notice the Italian Ice stand..not unusual under Roman rule back in the day)
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:02 pm
by mickey
If Jesus existed, that would have been prior to the existence of the electrical grids, thus the guitar would have been an acoustic.
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:26 pm
by Tonray's Ghost
mickey wrote: ↑Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:02 pm
If Jesus existed, that would have been prior to the existence of the electrical grids, thus the guitar would have been an acoustic.
"If I were a carpenter....."
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:52 pm
by Chocol8
mickey wrote: ↑Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:02 pm
If Jesus existed, that would have been prior to the existence of the electrical grids, thus the guitar would have been an acoustic.
Only mere mortals need electricity to power their amps.
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:03 pm
by Tonray's Ghost
Next Week....evidence of Jesus' first gig as lead guitarist for the hippest band of the era..."Lazarus and the Risers"
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:11 am
by Houblues
Jesus just built a guitar.......
and he's bound for Bethlehem....
(to the tune of Jesus just left Chicago - ZZTop)
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 12:36 pm
by Mossman
This is just heresy! Everyone knows that Jesus rocked a P-bass!
The funk will save your soul!
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:34 am
by Raindog
I think that youse guys have your Jesuses confused. Sure that it isn't this Jesus?
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:40 am
by jtcnj
The wise men brought him a cheap Asian import but later he built his own with his dad, as they had skills.
I have often wondered, really, before Jesus was JESUS, was he actually a good carpenter?
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:03 am
by Tonray's Ghost
jtcnj wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:40 am
The wise men brought him a cheap Asian import but later he built his own with his dad, as they had skills.
I have often wondered, really, before Jesus was JESUS, was he actually a good carpenter?
Yes but the Romans ignored his advice against using nails instead of wood screws...
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 11:30 am
by jtcnj
I get your..... point.
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 2:08 pm
by fatjack
jesus' first guitar was actually a guitaron agift fro some old guy from east LA.
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:45 pm
by Mossman
Raindog wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:34 am
I think that youse guys have your Jesuses confused. Sure that it isn't this Jesus?
Jesus.jpg
"Nobody f*@ks with the Jesus!"
Re: Jesus' First Guitar
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:13 pm
by Raindog
Mossman wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:45 pm
"Nobody f*@ks with the Jesus!"
"Eight-year-olds, Dude."