As the Knob Turns Week of May 5 2008

[thepezident]

Season 1 Episode 9

Synthaxe got a telecaster style STL50.

Member of the Week that Stepped in Shit And Came Out Smellin Like A Rose Award goes to erol.
Dude's drumming nephew swings by and just happens to have a kick ass looking PS-900 that's been hanging on his wall for a few years.
Nephew says,"Hey Uncle erol, can you keep it company for a while?"
mmmm hmmmmm.....

exit22 bought a dinged up Johnson from Costco. exit22 sure likes his Johnson.

JRguitar57 got his AL3000 HSB Slim.
Skydog ended his amplessness on Friday when he got a Carvin Belair 2x12

Straight from thepezident's hometown to the front door of LauraMArie...a Martin Custom D.
thepezident probably knows someone in the chain that built your guitar.

Ya know those "Life is Good" T-shirts and hats?? brgminicooper's picture should be on them.

So far, Zofar has 50...count 'em 50 CDs.


thepezident got his B-stock SX SJM-62 PBU Stop Tail. I haven't posted any pics or reviewed it yet so I guess I really didn't get it.

strangedogs got a sweet little SX SST57. Nice picture taking also!!

After declaring his PRS the guitar of his dreams, cash strapped OsirisProtocol brings home another girl. This time he's back in black with a Fender Highway One Stratocaster.

brgminicooper also got a Fender SCXD amp this week. He gives it two thumbs up!! Adding to his amp purchase, he brought home a BBE Mindbender pedal.

And making his ATKT debut,...erock got a 1993 LP Studio in Arctic White. No pics yet because his camera is on loan to another family member.

Not to be confusedwith erock ...erol got his PS 924 on Thursday.
I just noticed something erock 'N erol...get it...rock n roll...
You guys related??

Boshizzle got his first Agile...an AL 2000 CSB.

sundevil98 also popped his Agile cherry with a Dauntless SBD CSBF B-Stock.

A big thanks to eichaan for his review of an Al 3000 with P-90s. The tread is 3 years old and I would've never read it unless he had bumped it up with a comment.

I gotta tell ya, Just when thepezident thinks it's gonna be a slow news week...POW!!!!

The fireworks explode as Kid Rock's American Baddass blasts throught the internet. Out from the smoke appears none other than self exiled GibsonWho?.
The AGF fans can't believe their eyes. The announcers are bewildered. What in thee hell is going on here?
Gibby makes his way down to the ring and Laura Marie hands him a microphone. The crowd draws silent.
Gibby: Well, well...AGF...I'm fixin to build my 3rd custom guitar. Whatcha got to say about that? huh?
it's gonna be custom wood, custom, wiring, a custom color and I'm gonna get a operation to customize my hands so only my paws fit around it.

Just then, another set of explosions as nrussell23's entrance music plays over the sound system. With Metallica's Enter Sandman blasting, Nick makes his way down the ramp.
Nicks jumps into the ring and is handed a microphone. The two pace around the ring each keeping their distance. Finally, Nick points to the Megatron monitor as a quote from GibsonWho is displayed.
It reads, "I'm done with all these stupid arguments and frankly, with this stupid board as well. I dont own any of these guitars that people discuss on here anymore, so it makes sense for me to find a forum for the stuff that interests me.

The intensity can be cut with a knife. The crowd awaits a reply.

BAM!!POW, POP!!! More fireworks erupt as Co-Commisioner Seeds appears from behind the curtain. Seeds walks down the ramp to the music of Judas Priest's You Got Another Thing Comin. Seeds climbs in the ring and already has a mic with him.
Again, the crowd quiets.
Seeds: Now listen here you two. I'm the Co-Commish and I'm here to make sure none of you say anything that is gonna hurt the otherone's tender feelings.
We here at AGF talk about guitars. So, if you two don't keep it clean, I'm gonna delete the thread.

Gibby: But,but...You can't delete a thread about my custom guitar...

Nick: See there he goes again, custom this custom that. Jimeny Crickets, his name should be CustomWho?

Gibby: Ahhh, now you all gone up an done it....

Gibby grabs Nick and puts him in a side headlock and gets the first knock down with a shoulder block. Side headlock again by Gibby, and another knock down.
Nick comes back with a number of kicks and clotheslines Gibby to the floor. Nick tries a headstock knock, Gibby moves and Nick lands on the apron, but Gibby yanks him off and Nick takes a nasty flat back bump on the floor.
Perenial pain in Gibby's ass - Ihavenofish is seen running down the ramp. Surely he will double team up and kick Gibby's ass.

Cut to commercial....

[Edited on 5-12-2008 by thepezident]

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