AGF is WAR
There is a factory in somewhere in korea that makes our beloved agile guitars but no one is talkin...
In a move straight outta Hollywood, Muchojackdaniels, slyly slipped in some product placement for a band called ill nino. Well, muchojack, thepezident is sorry to piss in your jack daniels but a quick review of this bands website reveals that their new release Enigma, will NOT be released in March. Looks like they’ll have more time to come up with fabulous screamo songs about viruses, tyrants, war and death/misery in general. Good Luck fellers…
Some forums get “Show me your boobs” threads. Here at AGF we get “Show me your pedalboard”. Newly avatared, schecterc1lh, was the first out of the gate. Schecky’s board reminded thepezident of the control booth at NASA… And, taking a page out of Helsinkirocks’ playbook, an errant stinky sock was also spotted in the picture.
Speaking of avatars and pedalboards, thepezident found himself staring at mark_morton’s avatar more than his pedalboard. Keep ‘em shakin Mark!!
Spudman is back in the mix. Fresh off accusing another AGF member of forgery, Spudman now accuses the raccoon in AJ’s picture of not being a real raccoon.
NGD Announcements:
Mickey gets his SX GG7 Bstock which came with a righty tailpiece. Emails to Kurt followed and Mickey reported Kurt is emailing the elusive factory to acquire the proper tailpiece.
Shredder ordered an agile dauntless silverburst which he will use to shred everything in sight.
Marc_Maiden received his Douglas WRL590. As my friend, Paris Hilton would say, “That’s Hot!”
Timmwood also nailed a Dougy WRL590. – nice play.
Shizengiggles received a new B-Stock Harm 1 fireglow.
Beyer160 traded up and ultimately snagged a Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Mikey got one of them thar’ AGFonline shirts.
Tdu’s GG1 arrived in a not so nice condition on Thursday as well.
HOMER308 got a KY1CUS 22
madvette got a 52 tele reissue
panoramarick got his PRS SE EG
Synthaxe nailed himself a Geddy Lee Jazz Bass.
Resident wise-ass jonjoyner83 had a busy Thursday. Not only did he join the exodus (more on that later) but he also received his KY1 CUS24. I tell you what, these pics crack thepezident up. The 4th picture down shows what appears to be the Easter Bunny peeking out from under the couch.
Jonjoyner got some sloppy seconds from timmwood in the form of a AL2000 blue flame and his buying spree didn’t end there. By his tally, he has 9 pieces in the last 3 months. This dude has some major wood!!
Blackened was ecstatic when he got his PS924WE on Wednesday.
G33Z3R got a BC Rich NJ Classic Eagle.
With little fanfare, this week saw the return of self-exiled LauraMarie.
Also, with little fanfare, Helsinki announced he was 86ing his custom Hornet guitar in lieu of a fur-covered laptop and a SX tele. His mind in no doubt thrown out of whack by the return of LauraMarie. AJ was also spotted mugging with a signature black acoustic and tight leather pants. Perhaps, we’ll see the lefty on QVC right after Esteban??
Wednesday the whole place went ape-shit as thepezident good-heartedly defended his prized piece of firewood. In a real slobberknocker of a match, GibbyWho was hit over the head with a chair by his perennial hemmorhoid, ihavenofish, and the whole place erupted as wrestlers came to join in the scuffle. Is it purely coincidence that Wrestlemania 24 was last night? Thepezident thinks not. Anyhow back to the action.
ihavenofish attacked GibsonWho? as he got in the ring but Gibby came back with a reverse elbow and then chopped thefish in the corner. Gibby worked over the shoulder and made a cover for one. fish came back with chops but Gibby hit an arm bar takedown and then went up top but Fish knocked him down and then hit a clothesline followed buy a back body drop. Gibby climbed out of the ring, staggered up the ramp and proclaimed, “…take your holier-than-thou attitude and shove it. Have a nice day.” Gibby then disappeared behind the curtain. As ihavenofish stood in the ring, cheers as well as jeers were heard.
Cut to commercial…
That slug fest somehow turned into what actually makes a guitar custom. The one thing that everyone agreed on was that not all of us agree on what makes a guitar truly...custom...
And, if there’s one thing thepezident is learning, it’s that AL2500 Albinos should be added to the things mamma said not to talk about at parties…along with religion and politics…
Perhaps, thepezident will customize his Albino… That would really stir some sh!t up…
In closing, Jonjoyner83 announced his farewell. In true joyner fashion, the post quickly turned to jerkin off and gay biker bars.
See ya next week
