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Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 2:15 am
by nomadh
Go ahead I dare you!
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Dont make me show you my other Johnson :)

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 2:17 am
by nomadh
Btw, what's a good guitar polish? I am still using my fender polish from jhs. Gotta polish my johnson :)

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:53 am
by Bubba Zanetti
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Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:56 am
by UrenragK
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Sorry . . .

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:07 am
by mickey
As Boris was born in New Your City, that should make him our problem instead of yours, shouldn't it? :)

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:35 am
by UrenragK
Happy to do an export deal! 😉

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:18 am
by mickey
UrenragK wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:35 am Happy to do an export deal! 😉
I feel sure you would. :)
Actually, I believe he renounced his U.S. citizenship to keep the IRS (our version of the Inland Revenue) from wanting U.S. tax deductions
with held from his salary as British P.M. :)

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 6:48 am
by PoodlesAgain
mickey wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:18 am
UrenragK wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:35 am Happy to do an export deal! 😉
I feel sure you would. :)
Actually, I believe he renounced his U.S. citizenship to keep the IRS (our version of the Inland Revenue) from wanting U.S. tax deductions with held from his salary as British P.M. :)
Yes, I think it was the main reason, but...
I am 65 percent sure that the U.S. citizenship laws do not allow one to be an elected official, or serving a foreign government. And carry on with a hairdo like that!

As I took on the U.S. citizenship two years ago, the civil laws study is still fresh, and specifically, serving in foreign military (or having a nobility title) is a non-no. Is the Brit P.M commander-in-chief, in some from?

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:45 am
by Rollin Hand
As a Celtic fan, it pains me to do this but....I have a Magic Johnson!

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Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:49 am
by Chocol8
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Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:26 am
by Bubba Zanetti
Rollin Hand wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:45 am As a Celtic fan, it pains me to do this but....I have a Magic Johnson!

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Well than, as a fellow Celtics fan, I can help you, with a little Dennis Johnson!
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Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:06 am
by PoodlesAgain
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just past his 109th birthday. Same as my late father, I just realized...

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:32 pm
by Rollin Hand
Bubba Zanetti wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:26 am
Rollin Hand wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:45 am As a Celtic fan, it pains me to do this but....I have a Magic Johnson!

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Well than, as a fellow Celtics fan, I can help you, with a little Dennis Johnson!
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DJ was the man. If your life was on the line over one game, you want him on your side.

But "I have a Dennis Johnson" just isn't as funny as "I have a Magic Johnson." Even if DJ...well, let's just say his reputation preceded him by a fair distance. ;)

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:33 pm
by UrenragK
nomadh wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 2:17 am Btw, what's a good guitar polish? I am still using my fender polish from jhs. Gotta polish my johnson :)
We seem to have gone somewhat off topic here, but to answer your question, spit and elbow grease seems to be favourite, for a Johnson.

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:49 pm
by honyock

UrenragK wrote: We seem to have gone somewhat off topic here,.
that's how you know AGF is happy and healthy

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Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 2:04 pm
by nomadh
Rollin Hand wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:45 am As a Celtic fan, it pains me to do this but....I have a Magic Johnson!

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Ok, you guys asked for this.....

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:58 pm
by nomadh
Ok here it is.
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It's a johnson Las vegas full hollow jazz box and its surprisingly beautiful and well built for a cut rate guitar. It plays very well. I haven't played it much recently as I dont play much jazz. I had it on stage a few times but it was just a little too unpredictable on stage at vol with gain. I guess I'm just no ted nugent.

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 6:01 pm
by nomadh
Nugent's. Aomeone else here must have a legitimate johnson they can show off. They can really be decent if you have never tried one.
I have always been impressed with all the ones I've handled.

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:43 pm
by BrianSkeezer
My son's little Johnson.....
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3/4 size Strat style, refinished by me in blue Glitter paint. It was pink when I got it for my daughter. Some of you may remember this refin job from a couple of years ago.

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 10:30 pm
by mkgearhead
I've had a couple. I cut down the headstock and added brass compensated saddles on the Tele and added a pickup and preamp on the acoustic.
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Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2020 10:41 pm
by stevebway
On topic ? Forgive me...

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:13 am
by Pilipete_Townshend

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 7:07 am
by dabbler
BrianSkeezer wrote: ↑Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:43 pm My son's little Johnson.....
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3/4 size Strat style, refinished by me in blue Glitter paint. It was pink when I got it for my daughter. Some of you may remember this refin job from a couple of years ago.
Your daughter gave your son, her JOHNSON?!?! :lol:

Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:06 am
by mickey
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Re: Show us your Johnson

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:18 am
by Bullcat
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